Real Housewives of OC: Orange County Hold ‘Em

This show should have been called “If looks could kill”. I hear from time to time about death rays but I have never seen it so vividly like I did tonight when Gina was drunkenly spouting off about how young she was and didn’t need any procedures for her face. What Gina doesn’t know but will soon learn is that …

Real Housewives of New York: There’s no place like home

Well, here we are, staring down the barrel at the final episode of RHONY’s best season.  So then, why did last night feel so blah?  Perhaps we too have the after Colombia poopies and by poopies I don’t mean it literally like the ladies who spent much of the episode discussing their bowel movements.  No, I mean the rush of …

Real Housewives of OC: Judge, Jury & Gina

Ok… So I need to apologize. I said last week that the new girls were becoming afterthoughts. However, after last night’s episode, I must say I am grateful for them.  Not only do they bring fresh perspectives to the table (literally, they all went to dinner) but they are able to stand up to Vicky.  Now, I don’t think standing …

Real Housewives of New York: Boat Ride from Hell

I want my wine in a glass with a stem… Whenever everything is falling apart, we can always count on Ramona to lighten the mood.  There was a lot of chatter on Twitter during the show. Mainly, people just wanted to get to the boat ride from hell. We have heard for months about this ride. How the power went …

Real Housewives of Orange County: Naked Wasted

In a nutshell,  Tamra literally got ‘naked wasted’ and while cannonballing into a hot tub, broke her foot.  If you think I am recapping the Jersey Shore, you will be mistaken.  No, rather, I was watching middle-aged women on RHOC. I heard an observation once that desired a change up of the cast because, after a few seasons, the ladies …

Real Housewives of New York: Guess Who’s Arguing at Dinner

As much as I have been loving this season of RHONY, last night’s episode made me a little bit uncomfortable.  It’s not to say that there weren’t great moments (Ramona ordering a mock-tini with a side of tequila) but there were also some very dark raw moments that seemed a little too on the real side. For some reason, Luann …

Real Housewives of OC: One Apology, Another Betrayal

The True Life Story of Vicky Gunvalson We are back in RHOC and if last week was any indication, all of these recaps will be short & sweet because there is not much happening on the west coast.  I guess it is good that there isn’t any manufactured drama but at the same time, I want to be invested in these women’s …

Real Housewives of New York: They Be Trippin’

Hola Amigos!  We are down south in Cartegena, Colombia and you know what I appreciated most about this episode? We did NOT watch the ladies pack for the trip. Thank God!  I have always despised those segments and do you know why I think we were spared?  It is because New York is so chalk full of great moments that …

Real Housewives of OC

Theeeeeeyyyy’re Baaaaaack! We are back to where it all started in the OC and we even have the original of originals, Vicky Gunvalson.  However as excited, I was about the premiere of the show, I didn’t race to recap this episode and this may be because I found it… underwhelming? All reviews and twitter I have read have nothing but …

Real Housewives of New York: The Dating Lame

Let’s be honest, not all episodes can hit them out of the park and that’s ok.  If every episode of #RHONY was minute by minute drama, I would be exhausted. Sometimes, you need a quieter episode just to let the drama that did unfold set in and to give the viewer some anticipation of what is to come.  This is …