Real Housewives of New York: There’s no place like home

Well, here we are, staring down the barrel at the final episode of RHONY’s best season.  So then, why did last night feel so blah?  Perhaps we too have the after Colombia poopies and by poopies I don’t mean it literally like the ladies who spent much of the episode discussing their bowel movements.  No, I mean the rush of …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season Finale

Finally!  It’s the Finale! Much like March, this season blew in like a Lion and out like a Lamb.  For a series where the women have unlimited wealth and travel opportunities, why do I feel like nothing really happened all season?  Am I jaded? I don’t know. Maybe it is the fact that we keep re hashing the same stupid …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Better Latex than Never

I really wanted to title this post “The Trip that Made me Yawn”.  I mean what can I write about an episode that is giving me so little? I hate writing that.  I don’t hate this show. It is just that the direction to which they are pushing the story lines bore me. I listened to ‘Bitch Sesh‘ yesterday and …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Holy Schnitzel

We landed in Berlin last week and this whole episode happens in the Rhine Land but not without drama. One of my problems with this season is listening to the same fight happen over and over and over and over and over again and the one person in the centre of this repitition, is Dorit. The woman is cracked. She …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Dames, Dogs and Danke

I’ve been so MIA that I feel like the title of this post would be more aptly named, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Where have I been? So I will give you the goods.  March has been a crazy month for me.  On the first weekend, I went snowshoeing with a friend on Cypress Mountain.  For anyone around here, it …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cry Baby

Let me tell you where I am coming from.. as of tonight, I pretty much hate my clients, am waiting with bated breathe on a contract that will or won’t make my career, am overwhelmed/stressed from planning a wedding, and have family coming to stay with me as I’m planning a surprise birthday party for my dad’s 80th birthday this …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Thank You, Thuck You

We are back in NYC and nope it isn’t the ladies from the Big Apple.  We are will the Beverly Hills ladies still  at Fashion Week. I’m always so surprised at how much make up these ladies wear.  I don’t know why. They are on TV and having their photos taken.  However, I was watching Kyle have her make up …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Big Apple Bites

Or as it should be more aptly named: She said. She said I have only one question after watching this episode: How can I make having drinks with Lisa Rinna happen? Lisa Rinna in the mood to party is all you need to know but unfortunately we have to come back to that as I need to talk about Dorit. …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: That was Weird….

Better known as We’re Petty Part 2 Never has Beverly Hills been more relatable to me then it was last night and that may be in part due to the fact they were not in their fancy mansions, wearing fancy clothes and being glammed up.  It had everything to do with the fact they got stupid hammered, acted like assholes …

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Petty Mess

Sometimes I like to blog a show right after it has aired and sometimes I like to sit on the episode and process all that has happened.  Last night’s RHOBH episode is one of those instances.  I simply don’t understand how it could simultaneously have nothing happen and have so much drama all at once. Take Lisa Rinna for example. …