Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Part 2

SIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH………. How do you recap a show where nothing happens?  I mean seriously, the highlight to the reunion was when Ramona phoned Melissa.  Let that sink in.  The only thing worth watching during the reunion was when there was a crossover from another franchise that had NOTHING to do with the season. On that note, I would love to have …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Part 1

There is one word that describes how I feel when I watch New Jersey and that is exhausted. While I love watching these ladies, I feel like I do when I want to go to the gym: I need to psyche myself up for it.  Last night was no different. I understand there is conflict. I understand that they do …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Prisons, Proposals and Parties’

To borrow from an old saying: RHONJ blew in like a Lion and out like a Lamb.    I have been procrastinating writing about this episode for many reasons. One is that nothing really happened other then them tying up loose ends on story lines.  Second, because they took that approach, no ‘drama’ happened until the very end.  Third, I believe …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ain’t No Misbehaving…

It feels like New Jersey just started the other week and here we are at the season finale next week.  As most of the franchises are reaching their teens, I had a scary thought… will the housewives ever end? I mean, how will I waste colossal amounts of time without them? I still have the Bachelor/ette, 90 Day Fiance, Shahs, …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fauxpology

Again, sorry I skipped last week.  I hosted a party at my place that evening & I just was never able to get ahead of the curve on things so thought to bite the bullet and just skip it.  However, what we missed was the ladies travelled to Milan.  Melissa showed us how simple she was and how tacky Danielle …

Real Housewives: A Christmas Story

 On the 12th Day of Christmas, my Housewife Gave to Me… 12 Friends a Feuding 11 Shoppers Shopping 10 Rumors Spreading Rhoc GIF from Rhoc GIFs 9 Ladies Drinking Rhony Real Housewives Of New York GIF from Rhony GIFs 8 Tables Flipping Teresa Giudice GIF from Teresa GIFs 7 Wives Divorcing Rhoc Shannon GIF from Rhoc GIFs 6 Glasses Smashing …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Walking on Broken Glass

Can we be honest what this episode really is? This is an episode that sets up the rest of the season.  Magically, we found a ‘reason’ to fly off to Milan. Let’s not forget that the whole reason we went to Iceland, was for Nobleman Magazine but not once did I see Lydia pull out a pen, notebook, ipad or …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Retreat to Remember

AAAH… it is halfway through November and the end of the year is ramping up and I am getting busier and busier still.  After I write this, I am heading down to San Fransisco for a few days so my recaps for Atlanta and OC reunion will be delayed next week as well.  I hopefully will back on track with …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Growing Up Jersey

We are back in the Garden State and I am going to start out bold.  This episode SUCKED.  Seriously, it was boring.   When we are venturing into scenes that do not even have any of the housewives, we know there is no good footage.  Speaking of footage, have you noticed that we are 6 episodes in and we have had …

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Not Over It.

We are back in the Garden State. Can you believe this is episode 5 already?  We are just over a month in and we have had 1 trip, several fights plus old and new characters in the mix.  This season has been great, but I have a question.  Where in New Jersey are we?  This is one franchise that is …